Self Gratification

This post might be a bit more naughtier than I normally post, but Tigguhh likes to be naughty. I noticed that I haven’t had some “self gratification” in a long time. I’ve been so busy with work and have been going out with Pooh and our friend’s each night…I’ve never really had any “alone” time haha. Of course, I do get plenty of alone time with Pooh but it’s been a while since I’ve had some self gratification. How long have you gone without choking the chicken, rubbing one out, slapping the monkey, etc. ?