Random Thought – Anal Leakage

I was watching tv and saw a commercial for one of those medications like Zoloft. It had a huge list of side effects like dry mouth, insomnia, sexual side effects, nausea, sleepiness, etc. One of the side effects was “ANAL LEAKAGE”. What a horrible side effect. What horrible juxtaposition of adjective and noun. Isn’t there a better euphemism for “anal leakage”? Couldn’t they have just said…diarea? (which to me isn’t really much of a euphemism because it’s a horrible word too…plus…diarea isn’t a very desireable side effect to any medication…well, at least, to me it isn’t) Anyway, Anal Leakage….how horrible.

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